💯Certified Professional Therapeutic Fusion Massage

💆🏻Kajang / KL Body & Manhood Massage
[Urut Badan + Batin] 按摩推拿保健

🧏🏻‍♂️ Male-only ♂️🚹男

👋🏻I'm Joe, a friendly local male Chinese professional with experience as a freelance therapist since 2016.

Formal training: UM Sports Massage course (2017)

Massage style:
Fusion of sports massage, PNF/chiropractic stretching & traditional massage techniques acquired through formal training & skill exchange with other professional therapists & traditional complementary medicine (TCM) practitioners.

🤜 Incorporates deep tissue massage & myofascial release for body fatigue relaxation, particularly on pressure points to relieve shoulder💪🏻, back & leg🦵🏻 trigger points.

👍🏻Suited for those with tired neck, shoulder & back from prolong sitting & WFH.

✅ Affordable, hygienic & proper massage.

👉Relax-Remediate-Rehabilitate-Recover👈

The treatment session & massage techniques applied will be tailored to your condition.

👉🏻 Do inform specific requirements & provide feedback before, during & after each session for continuous improvement 🤝🏻

Complementary options for Joe's Signature (incall only):
1. Massage gun therapy 按摩枪
2. Scraping (Gua Sha) 刮痧
3. Cupping (Bekam) 拔罐

⛔🔞 No B2B / sex service

Facilities 🏠
Full privacy, ensuite room with water heater for washing after treatment, professional massage table, soothing music🎶, aromatic diffuser, etc.

🙏🏻 Only available after working hours starting 11 October 2021 since I am back to office like many of you 🤓

Incall landed home-based in Bandar Teknologi Kajang 

Availability will be updated on a weekly basis.

✈ If away from Kajang, usually only outcall.

Outcall rate depends on the distance 🚙

Outcall around Klang Valley: PJ, Damansara, Kepong, KLCC, Kuchai Lama, OUG, Sg Besi, Bukit Jalil, Sri Petaling, Serdang, Cheras, Balakong, Sg Long, Bangi, Kajang, Semenyih, Putrajaya, Cyberjaya

Usual outcall times:
Saturday: 9am-6pm (enquire via WhatsApp)
Sunday: 9am-1pm

⚠️Outcall only within 10 km during weekdays (10am-5pm)
📍Pricing stated for within 10 km

⚠️ add RM1 per extra 1 km

⚠️RM50 deposit via TnG eWallet/Duitnow (0183626978) for outcall booking confirmation

⚠️Compulsory 3h advanced booking with full address.

⚠️ Client specifications for full body massage:
Healthy, below 50 years old, below 100 kg, non-smoker🚭, ⛔too hairy body, body odour, infectious skin conditions or chronic heart diseases.

[personal preference for optimal performance, apologies if cannot be at your service]🙇🏻‍♂️

⚠️ For clients above 80 kg (max 100 kg):
1. Massage could be performed on a yoga mat;
2. Surcharge RM1/extra kg

⚠️ If over 100 kg, only batin & prostate massage available without surcharge.

⚠️ Incall only available for clients without any COVID-19 symptoms, preferably vaccinated.

😷 mask will be worn & massage table will be sanitised after every session. 

Please check the current available slots by clicking the services you want in the booking page 🌐

Discount for👨🏻‍🎓without income is available upon request.

🕐Please make your booking at least 1h in advanced for incall & 3h in advanced for outcall.

⌛Avoid last minute booking over phone call 📞

✅Provide an active email address to receive the confirmation email 📧 with full address upon booking.

🛁Appreciate wash clean body, especially private parts, if wish to add on prostate massage (RM20), please flush clean the rectum using a bidet beforehand 🚽

🧏🏻‍♂️Prostate massage (10-20min): coupled with Kegel (pelvic-floor muscle) exercise, this unique treatment helps with seminal fluid replenishment & strengthens the perineal/pelvic muscles for improved sexual health. This service is not standalone. To opt for Prostate Health, please inform Joe after booking Targeted/Batin/Wellness/Signature. No need for double booking.

⛔Avoid shower for at least 2 hours after scrapping / cupping.

⛔Don't come directly after a heavy meal/full stomach 🍛

⛔Don't pee in the shower🚿, use bathroom🚽 instead 🚭

✅ Inform the therapist your estimated arrival time (GPS) when on the way.

⏱Avoid arriving more than 15 min earlier or later than the appointment time.
Landed house, no need to register guard house just drive in.
🚗Parking playground side opposite the house. If heavy rain can park outside my gate.

Master Joe 师傅 😀
Your friendly therapist since 2016
📱+60183626978 (avoid call)
🌈 36 182 85 1 🇨🇳🇬🇧🇲🇾
Fluent in Mandarin, Malay & English

💉Sinovac 1st dose 8 July, 2nd dose 29 July 2021

IG @masterjoe85
Twitter @joemaster85
WhatsApp +60183626978

Testimonials @ https://bit.ly/2WO6eIr

Review blog: https://happychowder.com/2020/06/07/joe-therapeutic-massage/

🙏🏻Thanks everyone for your continuous supports.

🙇🏻‍♂️Apologies for the limited availability.


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⚠️Terms & Conditions

Upon booking of appointment, both client and therapist(s) understand and agree that:

a) Massage is not a substitute for medical treatment or medication.

b) The therapist(s) do not diagnose illnesses, injuries or certified to prescribe any medication.

c) Client is responsible to inform therapist(s) of any discomfort/soreness/pain throughout the massage session for timely adjustment on massage strength.

d) The risks associated with therapeutic massage may include (but not limited to): skin redness, superficial bruising, short-term muscle soreness, exacerbation of undiscovered injury, etc.

e) The therapist(s) or client may terminate the session at any time if deemed unsuitable.

f) This specific treatment include a combination of Malay traditional mix Thai massage, Chinese tuina, Swedish massage, sports deep tissue massage, myofascial stress releasing technique & Proprioceptive Neuromuscular Facilitation (PNF) stretching to improve range of motion (ROM) & muscular function.

g) The therapist(s) take no legal responsibility for any undeclared health condition such as heart attack and stroke during the treatment.

h) Strictly no 🚭🎥📸📹 at the premise.

i) For first timer, please WhatsApp the therapist answers to the following questions:

📃Questionnaire for treatment 📤
Questionnaire for treatment:
a) Age, height & weight
年龄，身高，体重
b) How often go massage?
几常按摩?
c) Body part(s) to focus?
哪里酸痛?
d) Body part(s) to be avoided?
哪里不要按?
e) Any medication/illness/discomfort? Past surgery? Skin infection? Allergy? Fever/flu/cough/sore throat?
有什么病痛?敏感?发烧感冒咳嗽?
f) Are you a close contact of COVID-19 or under quarantine? Vaccinated?
打了疫苗?
g) Where you from?
哪里人?
h) How you found me?
哪里找到我?